My class is CRAZY.
Not in the bad way crazy.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Okay, my class is AWESOME.
That's better!
Wonder why they're awesome?

Because!

Some of us can draw, write (whether stories or poems) and design!
These are the artisans.
And we don't just mean stickman.
We mean business.

Some of us have incredible co-curricular abilities.
Basketball, Scouts, badminton, SJAM, you name it, we got it.
Oh yeah, we rock at it too.

Some of us are music prodigies.
We could even make a band, but our 2 Teratai drummer (AKA Najla, who was fantastic!) went to 3 Teratai, leaving us all stranded in 3 Kiambang.
Oh yeah, stranded with violinists and pianists and guitarists. High leveled, mind you.

Most of us can crack jokes.
In all sorts of languages too!
Woah, we have grammatically correct jokes!
Ha ha ha.

Our memories can rival a computer.
Just input topic of the day 3 months in advance.
Then, access it after forgetting about it for half a year.
That's right folks, we got a 1000 GB of RAM here.

Our brain speed leaves a Quad Core processor far behind the finish line.
We calculate Maths problems at an average (not mean) speed of 0.05 problems/second AKA 3 problems/minute.
Which is 1 problem every 20 seconds if you are to lazy to count.
Okay, so even a Windows 95 OS can work faster.
But we're not made of binary numbers....

Some of us even LOOK GOOD.
Placing more emphasis on the SOME, though.
That's right, each 3 Kiambangan comes with great and sleek designs!
It's a 7-in-1 deal for only the price of our life insurance!
Order now before they leave for form 4!
*This does not necessarily apply to male 3 Kiambangans*

The downside of this great product is that we may be too in-your-face and sarcastic for liking.
Do the maths.
If you can. xD

Let's hear a physics joke! (Which by the way is PG15 for certain reasons.)

Atom: I lost my electrons!
Policeman: Are you sure?
Atom: Of course, I'm positive!
Policeman: Oh, I thought you were just being negative.
[Source: Laluan Za'Ba]

This would be a good one to tell Puan Ching.
If she doesn't decide to eat my BaoBao first.

And for Installation Night,
I'm going as Hirai from Shakugan no SHANA!
I even got a Yuji with me.
OMJ I SUCK BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
Good luck with all ye costumes, peeps!

shuyan
Finding beauty in the calyx of a rose.